The Universe Is On Notice

Alright, Universe. That's just about enough out of you. Let me make this very clear: I am NOT potty-training my 18 month old! I don't care how many other people are potty-training, how many emails about potty-training you send me out of the blue, how many hand-me-down potties friends give me, how many random conversations about potty-training you throw in my path, or how many unsolicited free dvds about potty-training you mail me. I may discuss it with my mother (hey, she brought it up, not me!), and we may decide to start encouraging Giuliana to tell us when she needs a diaper change. I may even get said hand-me-down potty out of the attic and put it in the bathroom. But I am NOT potty-training my 18 month old! So lay off, Universe! I have had enough potty related materials and conversations in the last week to last me for a while. Thank you.