Hell Hath No Fury

Have you ever tried to have a coherent, meaningful conversation with a doctor while there is a screaming, crying, red-faced wild child in your arms, hitting you in the face and arching her back so she almost falls on the floor? No? You really should try it. 3 times in one week, if you can. I totally recommend experiencing a 17 month old in all her might and fury all the while attempting to maintain your half of a rational conversation. And getting any useful medical advice out of it.